Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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