Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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