VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
