so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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