I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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