Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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