do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
