i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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