Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
