have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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