Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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