What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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