dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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