P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I was not drunk enough for that final.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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