We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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