ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I think my moral compass just broke
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