Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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