Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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