I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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