I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
