Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
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she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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