Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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