But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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