pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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