Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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