On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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i came on her dog
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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