What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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