dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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