Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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