but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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