...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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