is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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