i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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