Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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