I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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