So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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