the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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