I cannot find my penis.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize