turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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