did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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