So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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