she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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