Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
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He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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