all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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