how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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