i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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