This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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