take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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