No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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