ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize
