Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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