I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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