I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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