But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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