Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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