Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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