It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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