But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
We smell like vodka and hangover
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